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"Corrupt a Wish" Game!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SirGamer101, Oct 6, 2015.

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  1. RCDRAGON

    RCDRAGON New Member

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    GRANTED

    but every 2nd transformation must be a one-cell organism

    I wish that i had the power to travel through the shadow realm and always manage to come back out where i want.
     
    RCDRAGON, Oct 8, 2015
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  2. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    Granted, however when you do come back all those dildo monsters can follow you

    I wish I could summon any food I desiredmat will
     
    FonkDerok, Oct 8, 2015
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  3. RCDRAGON

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    granted

    but every food you summon will be soaked in salt and vinegar.

    i wish i could become the Olympian god Hephaestus forever.
     
    RCDRAGON, Oct 8, 2015
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  4. Coltsboy9

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    Granted

    but you can only craft with cloth objects

    I wish to one day go mlg
     
    Coltsboy9, Oct 8, 2015
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  5. RCDRAGON

    RCDRAGON New Member

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    granted

    but you will only go mlg after you die

    I wish that i was a Shade Clan Werewolf.
     
    RCDRAGON, Oct 8, 2015
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  6. Zeth

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    Granted but now you're allergic to silver and will forever be hunted by Van Helsing

    I wish my life was narrated by Morgan Freeman...
     
    Zeth, Oct 8, 2015
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  7. HelKat

    HelKat Well-Known Member

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    Morgan Freeman will only narrate the non-gross parts...
    the gross parts including intercourse will be narrated by David Attenbough



    wish i could figure out something else to wish for...
     
    HelKat, Oct 8, 2015
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  8. Zeth

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    Aw son of a bitch! Fine then.

    Your wish is granted but instead of an idea, you get Jim Fucking Sterling son, smacking you in the head with giant purple dildo bat.

    I wish I was Deadpool except without cancer...
     
    Zeth, Oct 8, 2015
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  9. EpicU

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    Granted, but you become Deadcancer.

    I wished I already had a powerful PC.
     
    EpicU, Oct 8, 2015
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  10. Coltsboy9

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    Granted

    but your PC only lets you watch really old black and white tv shows

    I wish for a 100 wallets with a hundred dollars in them
     
    Coltsboy9, Oct 8, 2015
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  11. Rebecca

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    Wish granted, however the $10,000 turns out to be monopoly money.

    I wish I could draw organic shapes better xP
     
    Rebecca, Oct 8, 2015
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  12. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    Granted but now you cant draw inorganic shapes worth a damn

    i wish i was my fursona
     
    FonkDerok, Oct 8, 2015
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  13. EpicU

    EpicU Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but instead you grow a million wienerbergs.

    I wish Rebecca showed me the video. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    EpicU, Oct 8, 2015
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  14. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    Granted, but it's just a skewered moth over a tiny bonfire

    I wish I could change by biological sex at will
     
    FonkDerok, Oct 11, 2015
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  15. Rebecca

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    Huehuehuehuehuehue. I should do that some time just for keks.
    Wish granted, but in order for that to be possible you are now a clownfish.

    Shit, forgot to wish, was caught up in mothland, oops
    I wish I could have a Sand Cruiser of my own, if anyone still reads this heh.
     
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    Rebecca, Oct 11, 2015
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    Granted
    the sand cruiser is destroyed in such a manner that not even rocket scientists can fix it

    I wish everybody was happy
     
    NakedNinja, Dec 22, 2015
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  17. BeardyBroski

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    Granted, mate.
    But all the people are dicks, and you can't deny that.

    I wish to get my hands on a black and pink striped bike pump.
     
    BeardyBroski, Dec 22, 2015
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  18. Azai

    Azai Moderator

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    I know somebody already answered this but I'd like to show what I'd consider an appropriate answer:

    Granted.
    Everyone is happy now, regardless of what happens. Humanity falls into a state of apathy, because if everything makes you happy, why even try? Humanity slowly corrodes away. The same happens for all other beings in existence, since they fall under "everybody".
    The universe is dead, now.
     
    Azai, Dec 22, 2015
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    Azai Moderator

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    Granted, your hands are inextricably tied to a black and pink striped bike pump, forever. You live the rest of your life severely incapacitated, not even able to feed yourself. The doctors tried their best, but ended up just mutilating you further, as nothing can fight magic. You gain a reputation as a freak, are excommunicated, and die alone in the wilderness on a sharp rock you didn't see because the damn pump was in the way.

    I wish could bend logic itself.
     
    Azai, Dec 22, 2015
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  20. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    granted, but in the process you rip our universe to shreds, effectively rendering everything to non-existence

    i wish society was simple enough for everyone to be straight
     
    FonkDerok, Dec 22, 2015
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