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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SirGamer101, Oct 6, 2015.

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  1. EpicU

    EpicU Well-Known Member

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    Granted, but in the end you become anti-straight, plowing the same gender until death.
     
    EpicU, Dec 23, 2015
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  2. B1G-CR1ME

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    Granted, товарищ!
    In modern Russia, gay means jail. So everyone is straight here, except those who are about to doom themselves.

    I wish I could #smokeweedeveryday and not get arrested or anythin'

    [EDIT] Wait a minute, how did EpicU even beat me to this?
     
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  3. EpicU

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    As Sanic says, you're too slow.
     
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  4. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    yet you failed to make a wish
     
    FonkDerok, Dec 23, 2015
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  5. Azai

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    Granted, but the law has to be blind, and now everyone can smoke weed. The cannabis market explodes, and due to the high demand, some producers start cutting corners because of the "weed rush". You happen to get some of this bad weed, and die an untimely death of cancer due to pesticides.

    I wish anime was real.
     
    Azai, Dec 23, 2015
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  6. EpicU

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    Granted, but you'd get choked by a human lamia and kicked in the knickers by a centaur.

    I wish I had more money to buy a PS4.
     
    EpicU, Dec 23, 2015
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  7. Jordas-3

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    Granted, you have the exact sum of money in order to buy your PS4. However, every store everywhere that stocks PS4s won't let you in. And you learn that you're banned from ever owning a PS4 - you receive an e-mail directly from the Sony headquarters.

    I wish I had Elisabeth's power (BioShock Infinite - basically, she can open tears to different dimensions and pull stuff/persons through them)
     
    Jordas-3, Dec 23, 2015
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  8. Azai

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    Granted.
    But you can only create rifts inside other dimensions than the one you're currently in.

    I wish you all a happy Christmas.
     
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  9. EpicU

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    Granted, but instead of Christmas we get Easter twice a year.

    I wish my new PC would run certain games better. At least the parts are replaceable. And I seriously need a new keyboard, it's too thin for me.
     
    EpicU, Jan 1, 2016
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  10. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    Granted, but it gets stolen the night that its upgraded

    I wish I had the lego pieces to build anything I desired
     
    FonkDerok, Jan 1, 2016
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  11. Jordas-3

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    Granted, but now they're literally everywhere, in your food, in your drink, under your bedsheets and so on. Oh, and your entire house has to be made of legos.

    I wish 2016 wil be a bit more interesting for me than 2015 was.
     
    Jordas-3, Jan 1, 2016
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  12. Rebecca

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    Wish granted, if by interesting you mean that you suddenly get so obsessed with the number 2016 to the point at which your health starts to suffer.

    I wish I had a time machine o3o
     
    Rebecca, Jan 2, 2016
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  13. Jordas-3

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    Granted. But you can't travel more that a minute at a time, regardless if you're going back or forward.

    I wish I could teleport at every place I want, be it fictional or real.
     
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  14. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    granted, but this one-way teleport only works on living matter, so you cannot take anything. not even the clothes on your back

    i wish my feces was valuable enough to sell
     
    FonkDerok, Jan 2, 2016
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  15. Jordas-3

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    Granted. They're so valuable that a group of thugs captures you and uses you as a feces-producing-machine and they eventually become filthy rich (hue)

    I wish you would answer this question for me; "Would bodypaint work on my 'organic only' teleportation? Or do I need to develop a sort of outer exoskeleton?"
     
    Jordas-3, Jan 2, 2016
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  16. EpicU

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    Granted, but your body turns to paint due to the excessive power of teleportation, so you are no longer human.

    I wish Zerahypt had more than robotic NPCs.
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    EpicU, Jan 3, 2016
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    Granted. Nothing changes. Zerahypt already has Akbars.

    I wish nothing in the future could go wrong.
     
    Azai, Jan 5, 2016
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    Granted.
    The one man who did nothing wrong is resurrected and gains control of the whole planet.

    I wish i was fluffier...
     
    HelKat, Jan 6, 2016
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  19. Jordas-3

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    Granted. Now fluff is everywhere. In your eyes, in your nose, in your ears, in your mouth - EVERYWHERE!. You're literally a ball of fluff. You eventually die of starvation because the fluff in your esophagus won't let food in.

    I wish I owned a suit of Advanced Power Armor Mk.II (or X-01 Mk.V in Fallout 4)
     
    Jordas-3, Jan 6, 2016
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  20. EpicU

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    Granted but the suit is made out of plastic and paper.

    I wished somebody would put Zerahypt on Steam as Syrsa is always updating the game.
     
    EpicU, Jan 6, 2016
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