B1G-CR1ME
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Jan 20, 2018 at 7:04 PM
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Памятник Петру I
Occupation:
Eating tree cambium

B1G-CR1ME

Ignition, Male, from Памятник Петру I

Update your pants. Dec 15, 2017

B1G-CR1ME was last seen:
Jan 20, 2018 at 7:04 PM
    1. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      !ROOЯ!
      1. Bucks likes this.
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        bork
        Jul 28, 2016
      3. Bucks
        Bucks
        Roya?
        Jul 31, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Rawr.
        Jul 31, 2016
    2. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
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      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Yeh. I found Greece to be better. lol
        Jul 4, 2016
      3. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        That's what everyone who hasn't lived for any extended time in Greece says
        Jul 4, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Well... I guess? But I was talking about the levels of dreariness, I think.
        Jul 4, 2016
    3. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      ¡Adelante!
    4. GSungazer
      GSungazer
      By spreading the spanish language you have committed crimes against humanity, what do you say in your defense?
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Complaciendo para todos los bailadores con esta rola que... ¡DICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
        Jun 29, 2016
      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Take cover! He's got a song! We need reinforcements!
        Jun 29, 2016
    5. Bucks
      Bucks
      And I do mean nothing!!!
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        And neither do I!
        Jun 21, 2016
      2. Bucks
        Bucks
        Okay! :D
        Jun 21, 2016
    6. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      And I need a new status update!
      1. Bucks likes this.
    7. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      1. juurus
        juurus
        Moscow is an hell of a city. I live in just a small town myself and there's a forest right next to my house lol
        Jun 6, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Indeed. There's a full-blown forest some 5km away from my apartment, and it's still in Moscow.
        Jun 6, 2016
    8. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Finals: didn't know that I can cheese AND ace an exam. But that just about happened.
      1. juurus
        juurus
        PREPARE FOR YOUR EXAMINATION
        Jun 2, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH
        Jun 2, 2016
    9. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Imagination: Pirizuka angrily going "SNORF!" or something would seem fairly hilarious. I think.
      1. juurus likes this.
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        sombody needs to draw this
        please
        May 11, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Tsk. Oh, but who would it be? inb4 Orba beats me to it, though.
        May 11, 2016
    10. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Squirrel crapbaskets, I miss Reb quite a lot. Oh, and Skeleton? Make sure you kick yourself in the balls on the way out.
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      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Nah. Gazer would never.
        May 4, 2016
      3. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        I'm joking... Unless there is something to be implied, but then you would know
        May 4, 2016
      4. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        No there's nothing. I just don't pick up on humour that easily.
        May 4, 2016
    11. GSungazer
      GSungazer
      I didn't know the characters in your avatar 'till yesterday
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        The world is indeed fulla' surprises, ain't it.
        Apr 19, 2016
      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        How couuuld youuuu
        Apr 20, 2016
    12. Magiichan
      Magiichan
      <33 Thanks for the donation ^u^
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      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Hasta la baby la vista la hasta, baby.
        May 4, 2016
      3. Magiichan
        Magiichan
        <333
        May 6, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        ...Did I do it in May, though? If not, it oughta wait.
        May 25, 2016
    13. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Bah! Can't even get banned in this community.
      1. juurus
        juurus
        A quick way to get banned would be advertising in the shoutbox, but nah, I'd like you to stay here if you ask me.
        Apr 13, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Seems that the Syrsa/Magii duo will not hesitate to unban me unless I actually break rules, t'was what I meant. Since I'm not going to break rules, I'll be stayin' here for god knows how long anyway.
        Apr 13, 2016
    14. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      4:20 AM and I'm not asleep yet. Good enough to join Ready At Dawn Studios! (and blaze it)
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Just remember not to blaze it at 4:20PM OK?
        Apr 5, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        ...I still don't understand why not.
        Apr 8, 2016
    15. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      To the stream frequent visitors: this ArtGirl/Nag has been around for *two years* and didn't get a ban?! Holy baloney.
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      2. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Also to clarify "Nag" is shortcut for Nordic Aliens Guy because he once went on about how Syrsa is a nordic alien and shit.
        Mar 14, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        The last bit of info, though. But harassing? I've only seen 'im/it being a dummy. And, to clarify, I ain't blaming you guys - just thought that they'll give up after a certain amount of bans. How many times you actually did ban the mongrel, if I may ask?
        Mar 14, 2016
      4. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        By harassing I meant being a cunt but yeah. From the year I've been here, he was banned many times under many different names. Since he comes back every time under different name there is no point in having those accounts in banned user list. They just take space and Syrsa doesn't like to see banned users since... well he is who he is. He has reasons. And Picarto is too lazy to make it hidable or something.
        Mar 14, 2016
    16. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      500 proud members today. Anyone else having a déjà vu?
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    17. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      ...Woke up and my legs are like: "Ready for round two, you lard ass simpleton?"
    18. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      's been strolling around Moscow's industrial/slums for 8 hours straight. Whoa.
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        So... Industrial slums? Found any Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles yet or nah?
        Feb 22, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        idustrial slash slums. I meant both, not mixed. No, but I did encounter a lot of stray dogs.
        Feb 22, 2016
    19. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      I just assembled three IKEA boxes and it felt awesome.
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Are we talking about the contents of the boxes, or the boxes themselves?
        Jan 26, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        THE boxes.
        Jan 27, 2016
    20. GSungazer
      GSungazer
      What happened to your face?
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Not my real face. lol
        Jan 3, 2016
      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Still, you suddenly changed your avatar. The universe almost fell apart.
        Jan 4, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Hotfixed it.
        Jan 4, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Home Page:
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    Location:
    Памятник Петру I
    Occupation:
    Eating tree cambium
    The rambling russian. Also art, slight(est) schizoid personality disorder... thing and urb ex.

    "I saw a girl with her guts spilled out on the floor stood up from the dead and tried to BREAKDANCE to some goddamn dubstep!"

    Who reads those descriptions anyway?

    ...since you did, I'll have you know that there's a "Magii's Secret Forum :3" under the "Applications" section. Saw it on a stream, but wasn't fast enough to take a screenshot.

    Hey, don't think that I know more about it than you do now because I'm a donor.

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