FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Jul 15, 2019 at 6:16 PM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
366
Likes Received:
160
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

I like to imagine myself a lone sentinel, guarding the forum against an ancient enemy that a slumbering god defeated long ago Jun 21, 2019

FonkDerok was last seen:
Jul 15, 2019 at 6:16 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      tfw being a moderator here is the reason i started to like the color purple
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      both are dead
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        inb4 prequel began updating again
        Sep 9, 2018
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      This forum reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me of Prequel which reminds me of this forum which reminds me
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      on a scale of dead to dead how dead is dead?
      1. Terminator_722
        Terminator_722
        these forums
        Sep 10, 2017
      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Absolute dead
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        damb
        Sep 11, 2017
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      not what i meant by the inside of piri's zerzek but you know what i'll take it
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Still wanna see the inside of Piri's zerzek
      1. dtb1987 and amigoe19 like this.
      2. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Unfortunately I can only like this once!!!
        Jul 19, 2017
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've finally graduated high school and im still stressed enough that my eye perpetually twitches
      1. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Congratulations and welcome to the world of adults (cries in corner)
        May 25, 2017
      2. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        Congrats. (I literally thought about something else to type for 20 fucking minutes... nothing yet.)
        May 26, 2017
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      hey, 15 robots. here to stalk me? trying to make an account? >.> I'm watching you fuckers
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've posted more messages on this site than the person who made it
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        wew lad
        Feb 17, 2017
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Remember when Skeleton posted a shitton of shit in the span of like half an hour? Good times, good times
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        -Might- get involved, idk. Really, I'm just more lazy than anything
        Feb 12, 2017
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Fonk, you're literally just talking to to people. You're acting like you're buying a house.
        Feb 12, 2017
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        im not social though. i dint like socialing
        look, this is easy. i check in a few times a day and reply to shit
        its... chats and conversations that get me
        Feb 14, 2017
    12. TehOtakuPotato
      TehOtakuPotato
      1 more fur. Me. Also, love your profile pic.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        /me adds you to fur list

        why, thank you. friend of mine drew it up along with half a dozen ofthers of different emotions
        Jan 4, 2017
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I still can't believe the world is 2017 years old
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        funny joke?
        Jan 3, 2017
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        I don't know if "funny" is a fitting adjective but sure let's go with that
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        I mean... if you meant humanity, it's way older, and far smarter/more progressive civilizations existed way before the year zero, and if you meant the planet, and you certainly didn't... let's just say tat my initial response was a form of "WTF?"
        Jan 3, 2017
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      15 confirmed furries, 2 more possible, perhaps more who haven't said anything
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        I'm slowly building an army
        Not an army that will listen to me
        But an army nonetheless
        Dec 13, 2016
      3. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        I'll be your general. Thats an order.
        Dec 13, 2016
      4. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        I would make a scalies list, but I am too lazy, and there may be like 4
        Dec 13, 2016
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      lag spikes. like 1-frame-a-second lag. something with the npcs i think. only happens on maps with them. gona see if i can attribute more ram
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        It's not called lag in those cases, but thrashing when you are nearing the memory limit and your computer has to move stuff like crazy to compensate
        Dec 10, 2016
    16. GhOsT _RiDeR
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Holy shit I'm gone for 4 days and look at all the posts
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        You asked fo' it
        Nov 13, 2016
    18. FonkDerok
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      people seem to be joining again. perhaps this site can rebound? maybe? probably not?
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Has it ever been active? I believe the bot wars were the most active thing to ever happen, though I haven't been here for more than a year
        Nov 4, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You have fossils like Catblaster here and Mag's relic posts, so yeah, it kinda was.
        Nov 4, 2016
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      holy fuck i can get here on my own router again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        sweet
        Oct 19, 2016
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov

    I am one of four things to you
    1) Nobody
    2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
    3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
    4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    there should be a thing for telegram and discord
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “It's a wonderful day to die!”