FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:17 AM
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Jul 18, 2015
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Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

statuses and forum games will be left alone. normal threads are case-by-case Oct 6, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:17 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Holy shit I'm gone for 4 days and look at all the posts
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        You asked fo' it
        Nov 13, 2016
    2. FonkDerok
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      people seem to be joining again. perhaps this site can rebound? maybe? probably not?
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Has it ever been active? I believe the bot wars were the most active thing to ever happen, though I haven't been here for more than a year
        Nov 4, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You have fossils like Catblaster here and Mag's relic posts, so yeah, it kinda was.
        Nov 4, 2016
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      holy fuck i can get here on my own router again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        sweet
        Oct 19, 2016
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Something is fucked in my internet. I can only get here with my phone's data
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Damn. Sucks for you.
        Oct 3, 2016
    6. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Where do your avatars even keep coming from?
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        a friend of mine. one was from her gf she had her draw, one was from her friend when she entered em into a raffle, she commissioned the one that had a red border, and the other one and this one she drew herself. ive also got like 6 others that came with this current one
        Sep 26, 2016
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      writing science fiction instead of science fantasy is hard. lots of weird research to do. like the muscle volume of a 4'10" female human
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      2. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Jesus Fucking Christ dude, I've never needed to go that specific with my characters.
        Sep 6, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        again, im trying to write science fiction, not science fantasy

        that mixed with my mental need to explain -everything- to the best of my ability results in things like this
        Sep 7, 2016
      4. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Yeah but even in science fiction you don't have to go that deep into it, but whatever you do you.
        Sep 7, 2016
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1. Go you youtube and go full screen on any video 2. type awesome 3. Check your progress bar
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        lel
        Aug 21, 2016
      3. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        *Get's triggered like a feminist at the sight of the word "Man/Men, ect,."* UFOKWOT MY NIGGA?
        Aug 21, 2016
      4. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        3. fiddy
        Aug 22, 2016
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Its fuck or be fucked
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        You heard him, world. Prepare your collective anus
        Aug 5, 2016
      3. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Why not both?
        Aug 5, 2016
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Just be careful how you allow yourself to be fucked
        Aug 5, 2016
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finally got his ipad back
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      2. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        y u use apple junk?
        Jul 18, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Probably the same reason anyone would use any tablet.
        Jul 18, 2016
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        its larger than a phone but still more portable than a laptop
        besides, i didnt buy it, my grandfather did
        Jul 18, 2016
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1) buy a dachshund 2) name him Frank 3) piss everyone off
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      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        dachshunds are more commonly known as "wiener dogs", referring to their sausage-like shape and are often dressed up as hotdogs. Being how sausages and hotdogs are sometimes called frankfurters, it seems fitting to name a dachshund Frank
        Jul 8, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Hm. And I know of people who non-ironically name their dachshund(s) "Sausage".
        Jul 8, 2016
      5. MokaLate
        MokaLate
        un-ironically would be just ''stupid cute'' names. also send greetings from me to Frank!
        Jul 9, 2016
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Robots? Did someone say robots? *Spambot War flashbacks*
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Spambots make me wish for a nuclear winter
        Jul 6, 2016
      2. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Mods won't go quietly, the Spambots can count on that.
        Jul 6, 2016
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Please go back to the home Mr. Derok.
        Jul 7, 2016
    13. MokaLate
      MokaLate
      just a randumb small question, which planet would you prefer to live in
      1. *from solar system*
      2. or from zerahypt universe (if the first option was too blunt)
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        1. Earth, im familiar with it
        2. Raidyutan sounds nice
        Jul 3, 2016
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      spam
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Scheming, aren't ya!
        Jun 24, 2016
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      imma probably get a warning for this
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        I'm warning you, you spamming scum
        Jun 23, 2016
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    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is curious what happened to his option to edit other's posts. Not that I used it, just curious where it went
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      i just watched the Executor murder the Aberrant. It was epic
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Eh... Which Aberrant? The cruiser?
        May 22, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        yes
        May 22, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        I'd love to see the executor do it to the helirotor, though.
        May 22, 2016
    19. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Yesh. I like this new title.
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    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      accidentally clicks B1G's signiture "oshite wat"
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Lol. Just had to make it a PSA, haven't you?
        May 11, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        May 11, 2016
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona. I am not actually a 1990 child, it was just an easy year to put to get around age restrictions.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third (secondary online) layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    "Can you do that, Jo'Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"