FonkDerok
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Dealing with problematic retail customers.

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, Male, from Behind you

After all these years, I can finally go inside the zerzek. what a time to be alive Jul 14, 2020

FonkDerok was last seen:
Aug 2, 2020 at 5:20 AM
    1. GhOsT _RiDeR
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Holy shit I'm gone for 4 days and look at all the posts
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        You asked fo' it
        Nov 13, 2016
    3. FonkDerok
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      people seem to be joining again. perhaps this site can rebound? maybe? probably not?
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Has it ever been active? I believe the bot wars were the most active thing to ever happen, though I haven't been here for more than a year
        Nov 4, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You have fossils like Catblaster here and Mag's relic posts, so yeah, it kinda was.
        Nov 4, 2016
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      holy fuck i can get here on my own router again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        sweet
        Oct 19, 2016
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Something is fucked in my internet. I can only get here with my phone's data
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Damn. Sucks for you.
        Oct 3, 2016
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      writing science fiction instead of science fantasy is hard. lots of weird research to do. like the muscle volume of a 4'10" female human
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      2. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Jesus Fucking Christ dude, I've never needed to go that specific with my characters.
        Sep 6, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        again, im trying to write science fiction, not science fantasy

        that mixed with my mental need to explain -everything- to the best of my ability results in things like this
        Sep 7, 2016
      4. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Yeah but even in science fiction you don't have to go that deep into it, but whatever you do you.
        Sep 7, 2016
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1. Go you youtube and go full screen on any video 2. type awesome 3. Check your progress bar
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        lel
        Aug 21, 2016
      3. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        *Get's triggered like a feminist at the sight of the word "Man/Men, ect,."* UFOKWOT MY NIGGA?
        Aug 21, 2016
      4. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        3. fiddy
        Aug 22, 2016
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Its fuck or be fucked
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        You heard him, world. Prepare your collective anus
        Aug 5, 2016
      3. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Why not both?
        Aug 5, 2016
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Just be careful how you allow yourself to be fucked
        Aug 5, 2016
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finally got his ipad back
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      2. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        y u use apple junk?
        Jul 18, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Probably the same reason anyone would use any tablet.
        Jul 18, 2016
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        its larger than a phone but still more portable than a laptop
        besides, i didnt buy it, my grandfather did
        Jul 18, 2016
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1) buy a dachshund 2) name him Frank 3) piss everyone off
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      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        dachshunds are more commonly known as "wiener dogs", referring to their sausage-like shape and are often dressed up as hotdogs. Being how sausages and hotdogs are sometimes called frankfurters, it seems fitting to name a dachshund Frank
        Jul 8, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Hm. And I know of people who non-ironically name their dachshund(s) "Sausage".
        Jul 8, 2016
      5. MokaLate
        MokaLate
        un-ironically would be just ''stupid cute'' names. also send greetings from me to Frank!
        Jul 9, 2016
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Robots? Did someone say robots? *Spambot War flashbacks*
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Spambots make me wish for a nuclear winter
        Jul 6, 2016
      2. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Mods won't go quietly, the Spambots can count on that.
        Jul 6, 2016
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Please go back to the home Mr. Derok.
        Jul 7, 2016
    13. MokaLate
      MokaLate
      just a randumb small question, which planet would you prefer to live in
      1. *from solar system*
      2. or from zerahypt universe (if the first option was too blunt)
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        1. Earth, im familiar with it
        2. Raidyutan sounds nice
        Jul 3, 2016
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      spam
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Scheming, aren't ya!
        Jun 24, 2016
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      imma probably get a warning for this
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        I'm warning you, you spamming scum
        Jun 23, 2016
    16. FonkDerok
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is curious what happened to his option to edit other's posts. Not that I used it, just curious where it went
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      i just watched the Executor murder the Aberrant. It was epic
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Eh... Which Aberrant? The cruiser?
        May 22, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        yes
        May 22, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        I'd love to see the executor do it to the helirotor, though.
        May 22, 2016
    19. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Yesh. I like this new title.
      1. FonkDerok likes this.
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      accidentally clicks B1G's signiture "oshite wat"
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Lol. Just had to make it a PSA, haven't you?
        May 11, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        May 11, 2016
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    Dealing with problematic retail customers.
    Czechoslovakia.
    You may also know me as Allister Liechtenstein

    Former employee of Big Sad inc., I now slog through college courses and retail shifts more frustrated than sad.
    All in due time.

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    "You’re trying to do things right, and that’s wrong. [You have to accept] that the very laws of reason and logic you abide by are merely one option of many. It means knowing you only see half the picture in a world where everyone else thinks they see the whole thing. It means having the sheer arrogance to have humility.
    [...]
    You have to be a little wrong to be completely right – to abandon truth in favor of questioning falsehood. If you think something’s the easiest way, you have to know you’re wrong. You have to understand how to stand against the very stance of understanding! You have to know you are inferior; that your knowledge and perceptions will never stand up to the true scope of all possible reality. You have to be a little further from perfect, and embrace that notion.

    Can you do that, Jo-Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"

    ~Aggy (Prequel, May 15, 2014)

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