FonkDerok
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Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

this forum's not Aug 13, 2018 at 6:25 PM

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Aug 13, 2018 at 6:24 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finally got his ipad back
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      2. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        y u use apple junk?
        Jul 18, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Probably the same reason anyone would use any tablet.
        Jul 18, 2016
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        its larger than a phone but still more portable than a laptop
        besides, i didnt buy it, my grandfather did
        Jul 18, 2016
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1) buy a dachshund 2) name him Frank 3) piss everyone off
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      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        dachshunds are more commonly known as "wiener dogs", referring to their sausage-like shape and are often dressed up as hotdogs. Being how sausages and hotdogs are sometimes called frankfurters, it seems fitting to name a dachshund Frank
        Jul 8, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Hm. And I know of people who non-ironically name their dachshund(s) "Sausage".
        Jul 8, 2016
      5. MokaLate
        MokaLate
        un-ironically would be just ''stupid cute'' names. also send greetings from me to Frank!
        Jul 9, 2016
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Robots? Did someone say robots? *Spambot War flashbacks*
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Spambots make me wish for a nuclear winter
        Jul 6, 2016
      2. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Mods won't go quietly, the Spambots can count on that.
        Jul 6, 2016
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Please go back to the home Mr. Derok.
        Jul 7, 2016
    4. MokaLate
      MokaLate
      just a randumb small question, which planet would you prefer to live in
      1. *from solar system*
      2. or from zerahypt universe (if the first option was too blunt)
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        1. Earth, im familiar with it
        2. Raidyutan sounds nice
        Jul 3, 2016
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      spam
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Scheming, aren't ya!
        Jun 24, 2016
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      imma probably get a warning for this
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        I'm warning you, you spamming scum
        Jun 23, 2016
    7. FonkDerok
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is curious what happened to his option to edit other's posts. Not that I used it, just curious where it went
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      i just watched the Executor murder the Aberrant. It was epic
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Eh... Which Aberrant? The cruiser?
        May 22, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        yes
        May 22, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        I'd love to see the executor do it to the helirotor, though.
        May 22, 2016
    10. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Yesh. I like this new title.
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    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      accidentally clicks B1G's signiture "oshite wat"
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Lol. Just had to make it a PSA, haven't you?
        May 11, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        May 11, 2016
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite 22's out
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      one of these days imma pop "The relationship between the nations" in google translate cause to this day i have no idea what any of that says
      1. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        I did that but I forgot what it says.
        May 5, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Nothing particularly interesting.
        May 5, 2016
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        I think that's why I forgot...
        May 8, 2016
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Star Wars the Clone Wars seems to get grittier the further into the series you go. I like.
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      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Yes, but don't even go near Rebels.
        May 3, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        not planning on it
        May 3, 2016
      4. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        I already finished the 2nd season of rebels... Fuck me.
        May 3, 2016
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is still paranoid and checks each new member to see if they are a spambot
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      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        certain patterns. i look for names that are actual names or just random characters, then i check to see what they put for their website, location, bio, etc
        May 16, 2016
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        sometimes they actually blend in some, though, which is why i check every member that joins
        May 16, 2016
      5. Bucks
        Bucks
        Mhm, understood
        May 16, 2016
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Fucking 'Taurs, man
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Running a little experiment here... oh cool. line breaks in the edit window... but not in the actual post. aw
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Counting furs?
        Apr 13, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Nah has to do with the statuses
        Apr 13, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        yep. doesnt re-order the statuses if one is edited
        Apr 13, 2016
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Terrahypt seems bent on making sure my mining endeavors are not successful
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      actually tried mining yea? ore didnt want to go in the refinery and i got frustrated. tried shooting it with tank. executor didnt like that
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        wish i could have been there to see that
        Mar 31, 2016
      3. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        0/10 literally unplayable - IGN
        Mar 31, 2016
      4. Xzyckon
        Xzyckon
        Yeah the Executor is like a big Tumblr girl, gets triggered way too easily. Understandable if you're shooting AT it.
        Apr 1, 2016
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      liked a random status of Rebecca's so she'd have an even 100 likes
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        at least it was easier to fic than Lockray's 199 messages
        Mar 23, 2016
      3. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Sounds like I found a target for some random likes *insert comically evil laugh*
        Mar 23, 2016
      4. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Let's make a petition to bring her statuses back
        Mar 24, 2016
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    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
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    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov

    I am one of four things to you
    1) Nobody
    2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
    3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
    4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

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