FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Jun 23, 2017 at 12:40 PM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
333
Likes Received:
142
Trophy Points:
53
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Dec 8, 1990 (Age: 26)
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Bending the fabric of reality to teleport away

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, Male, 26, from Not Venus

I've finally graduated high school and im still stressed enough that my eye perpetually twitches May 25, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
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    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite i can change my title
    2. Demimoz Keroz
      Demimoz Keroz
      Fonk is officialy a law enforcer. Brace yourself criminal scum.
    3. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Super Saiyan Mod Crazy Bastard. Just don't get us all killed.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        oshite i'm a mod now
        Dec 15, 2015
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      it occurs to me i know more about spanish grammar than i do english grammar
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      has fallen into a minor obcession with Prequel, which is not good cuz updates for it are few and far between
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Part of me knows getting invested in yet another webcomic would just be too much. The other part doesn't understand what "too much" means
      1. Zeth
        Zeth
        Too much is when they tie you up in a strait jacket and move you to white padded room...
        Dec 8, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        they tried that four times now. they are no match for me
        Dec 8, 2015
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      decided to redownload 7zip and do it. unpacked it in less than a minute -_-
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Not big surprise.
        Dec 3, 2015
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Axlias is still unpacking...
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Axlias has been unpacking for 12 hours. its 65% done
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Holy piss! How much does it weigh?
        Dec 2, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        a lot apparently
        Dec 2, 2015
    10. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Crazy bastard. Just don't cast the Tides of Ban upon the innocent.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        wut
        Dec 2, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        oshite im a trial mod
        Dec 2, 2015
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      And here's the real kicker: One's Japanese and one's German! Now if only I can get an Italian one I'll have an AXIS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Heh
        Dec 1, 2015
      3. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        I don't get it...
        Dec 1, 2015
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Pop pop watching heathens drop
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite 18s out. oshite imwont be home till saturday
    14. FonkDerok
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      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Cwel!
        Nov 25, 2015
      3. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Just saw, that's not how left and right works, unless it's relative to an observer ;P
        Nov 25, 2015
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        lol wow well, the eyes are correct, the left/right labels are flipped
        Nov 25, 2015
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      most father-son relationships have to do with yelling and sports. Mine has to do with yelling and figuring out faster-than-light travel
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Whenever I tried that it always flew over my dad's head :P
        Nov 23, 2015
      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Hehe... When i finally do talk to my father, it's only about sending me some more money... xd...
        Nov 23, 2015
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When I started playing Mass Effect 3, I told myself I wouldn't be one of those players that try to get in everyone's pants. Oh well.
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      i'm going to start playing through all those zerahypt versions in that download archive thread
      1. TimberWolf224 likes this.
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Have fun!
        Nov 17, 2015
      3. TimberWolf224
        TimberWolf224
        There's an archive thread?
        Nov 23, 2015
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      has beaten Rebecca to becomming Veteran Member
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Shit, ah well lel
        Nov 14, 2015
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *frantically tries to read skeleton's messages as he posts them*
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Me and dad made a deal. He doesnt drink beer, i dont play videogames. week and a half later, he gives in first
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      2. Pingule
        Pingule
        Why not just see who can play the most vidyagaems and dreenk the most in a week? Everyone wins. Hue
        Nov 13, 2015
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        "if I ever catch you with a beer in your hand imma kick your ass"
        Nov 13, 2015
      4. Pingule
        Pingule
        Huh...
        Nov 13, 2015
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Dec 8, 1990 (Age: 26)
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Bending the fabric of reality to teleport away
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona. I am not actually a 1990 child, it was just an easy year to put to get around age restrictions.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third (secondary online) layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    "It's not like I want to be in love with her, but I don't exactly have much choice now do I?"