FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Oct 24, 2020 at 5:53 AM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
377
Likes Received:
163
Trophy Points:
53
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Behind you
Occupation:
Dealing with problematic retail customers.

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, Male, from Behind you

i miss Skeleton Oct 14, 2020

FonkDerok was last seen:
Oct 24, 2020 at 5:53 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      accidentally clicks B1G's signiture "oshite wat"
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Lol. Just had to make it a PSA, haven't you?
        May 11, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        May 11, 2016
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite 22's out
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      one of these days imma pop "The relationship between the nations" in google translate cause to this day i have no idea what any of that says
      1. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        I did that but I forgot what it says.
        May 5, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Nothing particularly interesting.
        May 5, 2016
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        I think that's why I forgot...
        May 8, 2016
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Star Wars the Clone Wars seems to get grittier the further into the series you go. I like.
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      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Yes, but don't even go near Rebels.
        May 3, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        not planning on it
        May 3, 2016
      4. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        I already finished the 2nd season of rebels... Fuck me.
        May 3, 2016
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is still paranoid and checks each new member to see if they are a spambot
      1. dtb1987 and Xzyckon like this.
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      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        certain patterns. i look for names that are actual names or just random characters, then i check to see what they put for their website, location, bio, etc
        May 16, 2016
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        sometimes they actually blend in some, though, which is why i check every member that joins
        May 16, 2016
      5. Bucks
        Bucks
        Mhm, understood
        May 16, 2016
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Fucking 'Taurs, man
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Running a little experiment here... oh cool. line breaks in the edit window... but not in the actual post. aw
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Counting furs?
        Apr 13, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Nah has to do with the statuses
        Apr 13, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        yep. doesnt re-order the statuses if one is edited
        Apr 13, 2016
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Terrahypt seems bent on making sure my mining endeavors are not successful
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      actually tried mining yea? ore didnt want to go in the refinery and i got frustrated. tried shooting it with tank. executor didnt like that
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        wish i could have been there to see that
        Mar 31, 2016
      3. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        0/10 literally unplayable - IGN
        Mar 31, 2016
      4. Xzyckon
        Xzyckon
        Yeah the Executor is like a big Tumblr girl, gets triggered way too easily. Understandable if you're shooting AT it.
        Apr 1, 2016
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      liked a random status of Rebecca's so she'd have an even 100 likes
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        at least it was easier to fic than Lockray's 199 messages
        Mar 23, 2016
      3. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Sounds like I found a target for some random likes *insert comically evil laugh*
        Mar 23, 2016
      4. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Let's make a petition to bring her statuses back
        Mar 24, 2016
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      69 total likes. hue
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      2. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        Not anymore! c:<
        Mar 17, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        unfortunately
        Mar 17, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Another option is to delete liked posts if you feel suicidal.
        Mar 17, 2016
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      still wants to see the inside of the zerzek
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Judging by the recent absence of steams, Syrs is either working on that or something else big (most likely), really frustrated at the moment, or is on a vacation/family trip. Bracing yourself for whatever comes next is the key.
        Mar 11, 2016
    13. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      now this avatar is most definitely funkier to a certain degree, if I may say so myself
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        why thank you. recently got it from a friend who entered me into a raffle. been wanting another headshot anyway so yea
        Mar 7, 2016
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Can't find the warmonger for the life of him
      1. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        Mar 4, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        so do you have to kill it, rmb+q it, then you can summon it?
        Mar 4, 2016
      3. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        Well you can take the risk of RMB+Q'ing it before killing it if you want...
        Mar 4, 2016
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      tfw you done with the addiction experiment and you can finally play the new update
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Has grown accustomed to a regular Y-axis thanks to Zerahypt. Is now incapable of playing a PC game with it inverted.
      1. dtb1987
        dtb1987
        I've always hated inverted :P
        Feb 26, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        my father used to use those real old joystick/button controlllers upsidedown (dont ask idk) so he always had the ps2 controlls set to inverted, and thats just how i learned
        Feb 26, 2016
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      every "probably not" is a "maybe so" in disguise
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        in*
        Feb 19, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        thank you
        Feb 19, 2016
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      current list: 10 (possibly 12) furs
      1. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Everything is possible.
        Feb 17, 2016
      2. Pingule
        Pingule
        Guess you could say I'm one, I'm pretty much everything these days.
        Feb 19, 2016
    19. FonkDerok
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        ...'listening'?
        Feb 8, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        once you get a certain way through, this song starts playing
        Feb 8, 2016
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Wants to know if/when he will ever be able to enter the Zerzek
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Behind you
    Occupation:
    Dealing with problematic retail customers.
    Czechoslovakia.
    You may also know me as Allister Liechtenstein

    Former employee of Big Sad inc., I now slog through college courses and retail shifts more frustrated than sad.
    All in due time.

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    "You’re trying to do things right, and that’s wrong. [You have to accept] that the very laws of reason and logic you abide by are merely one option of many. It means knowing you only see half the picture in a world where everyone else thinks they see the whole thing. It means having the sheer arrogance to have humility.
    [...]
    You have to be a little wrong to be completely right – to abandon truth in favor of questioning falsehood. If you think something’s the easiest way, you have to know you’re wrong. You have to understand how to stand against the very stance of understanding! You have to know you are inferior; that your knowledge and perceptions will never stand up to the true scope of all possible reality. You have to be a little further from perfect, and embrace that notion.

    Can you do that, Jo-Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"

    ~Aggy (Prequel, May 15, 2014)

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