FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
349
Likes Received:
153
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop Dec 5, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Has grown accustomed to a regular Y-axis thanks to Zerahypt. Is now incapable of playing a PC game with it inverted.
      1. dtb1987
        dtb1987
        I've always hated inverted :P
        Feb 26, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        my father used to use those real old joystick/button controlllers upsidedown (dont ask idk) so he always had the ps2 controlls set to inverted, and thats just how i learned
        Feb 26, 2016
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      every "probably not" is a "maybe so" in disguise
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        in*
        Feb 19, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        thank you
        Feb 19, 2016
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      current list: 10 (possibly 12) furs
      1. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Everything is possible.
        Feb 17, 2016
      2. Pingule
        Pingule
        Guess you could say I'm one, I'm pretty much everything these days.
        Feb 19, 2016
    4. FonkDerok
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        ...'listening'?
        Feb 8, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        once you get a certain way through, this song starts playing
        Feb 8, 2016
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Wants to know if/when he will ever be able to enter the Zerzek
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Pop pop watching spam bots drop
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Is terrified by the number of inactive spanbots this forum has
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        They're plotting an uprising, mark my words
        Jan 27, 2016
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        I wouldn't doubt it. One day we're going to get on and the whole forum is going to be flooded
        Jan 27, 2016
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Found a new building place thing in DK. Made it four paces in before I noped out at the sounds I was hearing. Not sure if I'll be returning.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Well, I say new. May have been there for a while, but I'd never seen it
        Jan 25, 2016
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      kind of wants an up-to-date Zerapedia
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Finally gets around to adding mods to Zerahypt
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      i am a proud furfag and i love daddies cummies
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        dammit grey stay off my account you fucking lesbian
        Jan 12, 2016
      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        I know, son. There is no need to say it in public though.
        Jan 12, 2016
      3. BeardyBroski
        BeardyBroski
        Um.. uh... Ok. Ok.
        Jan 12, 2016
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        So, not wanting to let you out of their sight but could blow you up at any second?
        Jan 12, 2016
      2. Insane Katrina
        Insane Katrina
        Don't let go!
        Jan 12, 2016
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Wow. I'm impressed.
        Jan 11, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        took ya that long?
        Jan 11, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        im not the best at jumping
        Jan 11, 2016
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      still wants to know if the agrian cruiser is killable now that we have something that can survive its death beam
      1. View previous comments...
      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        The skyfletcher can avoid the beam, too, but the secondary missiles are a pain to avoid
        Jan 5, 2016
      3. Insane Katrina
        Insane Katrina
        From my understanding, the cruiser doesn't seem to be killable at all, I've been unloading so many shots into it once it just didn't go down (was using that one tank by the factory), I can assume its set on infinite health, but don't take my word on it.
        Jan 5, 2016
      4. TimberWolf224
        TimberWolf224
        What can survive the mega ray blast? And yes, the health is infinite. Thankfully.
        Jan 6, 2016
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite update 19's out
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      still doesn't understand what a reybidyark is but at this point is too afraid to ask
      1. View previous comments...
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        all ive heard is "reybidyark reybidyark reybidyark" with no explanation
        Dec 22, 2015
      3. Pingule
        Pingule
        Look on the Syrsa booru, that'll explain what they are. syrsa.booru.org/
        Dec 22, 2015
      4. dtb1987
        dtb1987
        what the hell is this: syrsa.booru.org ?
        Dec 22, 2015
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      continues to search for motivation to work on story, but has yet to succeed in finding any.
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite i can change my title
    19. Demimoz Keroz
      Demimoz Keroz
      Fonk is officialy a law enforcer. Brace yourself criminal scum.
    20. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Super Saiyan Mod Crazy Bastard. Just don't get us all killed.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        oshite i'm a mod now
        Dec 15, 2015
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “On the contrary, I am more in-touch with reality than you will ever be”