FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Dec 9, 2018 at 1:51 AM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
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162
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Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

i wonder how long magii's gonna keep this place up Sep 22, 2018

FonkDerok was last seen:
Dec 9, 2018 at 1:51 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      still wants to know if the agrian cruiser is killable now that we have something that can survive its death beam
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      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        The skyfletcher can avoid the beam, too, but the secondary missiles are a pain to avoid
        Jan 5, 2016
      3. Insane Katrina
        Insane Katrina
        From my understanding, the cruiser doesn't seem to be killable at all, I've been unloading so many shots into it once it just didn't go down (was using that one tank by the factory), I can assume its set on infinite health, but don't take my word on it.
        Jan 5, 2016
      4. TimberWolf224
        TimberWolf224
        What can survive the mega ray blast? And yes, the health is infinite. Thankfully.
        Jan 6, 2016
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite update 19's out
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      still doesn't understand what a reybidyark is but at this point is too afraid to ask
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        all ive heard is "reybidyark reybidyark reybidyark" with no explanation
        Dec 22, 2015
      3. Pingule
        Pingule
        Look on the Syrsa booru, that'll explain what they are. syrsa.booru.org/
        Dec 22, 2015
      4. dtb1987
        dtb1987
        what the hell is this: syrsa.booru.org ?
        Dec 22, 2015
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      continues to search for motivation to work on story, but has yet to succeed in finding any.
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite i can change my title
    6. Demimoz Keroz
      Demimoz Keroz
      Fonk is officialy a law enforcer. Brace yourself criminal scum.
    7. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Super Saiyan Mod Crazy Bastard. Just don't get us all killed.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        oshite i'm a mod now
        Dec 15, 2015
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      it occurs to me i know more about spanish grammar than i do english grammar
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      has fallen into a minor obcession with Prequel, which is not good cuz updates for it are few and far between
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Part of me knows getting invested in yet another webcomic would just be too much. The other part doesn't understand what "too much" means
      1. Zeth
        Zeth
        Too much is when they tie you up in a strait jacket and move you to white padded room...
        Dec 8, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        they tried that four times now. they are no match for me
        Dec 8, 2015
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      decided to redownload 7zip and do it. unpacked it in less than a minute -_-
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Not big surprise.
        Dec 3, 2015
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Axlias is still unpacking...
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Axlias has been unpacking for 12 hours. its 65% done
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Holy piss! How much does it weigh?
        Dec 2, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        a lot apparently
        Dec 2, 2015
    14. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Crazy bastard. Just don't cast the Tides of Ban upon the innocent.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        wut
        Dec 2, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        oshite im a trial mod
        Dec 2, 2015
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      And here's the real kicker: One's Japanese and one's German! Now if only I can get an Italian one I'll have an AXIS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Heh
        Dec 1, 2015
      3. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        I don't get it...
        Dec 1, 2015
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Pop pop watching heathens drop
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      oshite 18s out. oshite imwont be home till saturday
    18. FonkDerok
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      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Cwel!
        Nov 25, 2015
      3. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Just saw, that's not how left and right works, unless it's relative to an observer ;P
        Nov 25, 2015
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        lol wow well, the eyes are correct, the left/right labels are flipped
        Nov 25, 2015
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      most father-son relationships have to do with yelling and sports. Mine has to do with yelling and figuring out faster-than-light travel
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Whenever I tried that it always flew over my dad's head :P
        Nov 23, 2015
      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Hehe... When i finally do talk to my father, it's only about sending me some more money... xd...
        Nov 23, 2015
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When I started playing Mass Effect 3, I told myself I wouldn't be one of those players that try to get in everyone's pants. Oh well.
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    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov

    I am one of four things to you
    1) Nobody
    2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
    3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
    4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

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    there should be a thing for telegram and discord
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    wut
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