FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
349
Likes Received:
153
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop Dec 5, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
    1. FonkDerok
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      why thank you *matches her speed, but has to fight more defensively than before*
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *dodges and/or parries her attacks with ease* come, now, is that all you've got?
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      dont get cocky *quickly flips sword in different attacks* we'll see soon enough who will win
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *displays katana-swinging skills in a few moves* i have my sources
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *realizes he cannot push back with this petty twig*ducks under and around*pulls out a katana*
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *stabs rebecca with sharp stick while she's turned around*
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Ow, heh
        Nov 2, 2015
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finds himself checking this website every 20 minutes again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You're not alone, fella!
        Oct 27, 2015
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.
      1. Pingule
        Pingule
        That's exactly what a crazy person would say...
        Oct 27, 2015
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      wooooow school blocked ifunny again
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Inb4 they block everything except government websites and coolmathgames.
        Oct 21, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Wasnt like that yesterday tho. i connect and suddenly they updated everything to where you can hardly go anywhere now
        Oct 21, 2015
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I feel like I'm the only one who bothered to fill out all their profile information
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      nope
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        what about comments on statuses?
        Oct 16, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        nope. guess not
        Oct 16, 2015
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      do,statuses count as messages?
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      TimberWolf... TimberWolf... Where have I heard that before?...
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      LockRay has finally posted his 200th message. I can die in peace now.
      1. Rebecca and dtb1987 like this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        *is in bliss*
        Oct 16, 2015
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Grade A advice: "We have to fly up and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      also LockRay's 199 messages is pissing me off
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Damn, now it's pissing me off too xD
        Oct 8, 2015
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is waiting for someone to post in Writing
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I got Destiny's The Taken King expansion. Also on a totally unrelated note, I'm out of spare change.
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        [Refrains from ranting about how bad Destiny is]
        Oct 5, 2015
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      HelKat can be whatever HelKat wants to be. this is the internet
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “On the contrary, I am more in-touch with reality than you will ever be”