FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:17 AM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
343
Likes Received:
151
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

statuses and forum games will be left alone. normal threads are case-by-case Oct 6, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:17 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *stabs rebecca with sharp stick while she's turned around*
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Ow, heh
        Nov 2, 2015
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finds himself checking this website every 20 minutes again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You're not alone, fella!
        Oct 27, 2015
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.
      1. Pingule
        Pingule
        That's exactly what a crazy person would say...
        Oct 27, 2015
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      wooooow school blocked ifunny again
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Inb4 they block everything except government websites and coolmathgames.
        Oct 21, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Wasnt like that yesterday tho. i connect and suddenly they updated everything to where you can hardly go anywhere now
        Oct 21, 2015
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I feel like I'm the only one who bothered to fill out all their profile information
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      nope
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        what about comments on statuses?
        Oct 16, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        nope. guess not
        Oct 16, 2015
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      do,statuses count as messages?
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      TimberWolf... TimberWolf... Where have I heard that before?...
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      LockRay has finally posted his 200th message. I can die in peace now.
      1. Rebecca and dtb1987 like this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        *is in bliss*
        Oct 16, 2015
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Grade A advice: "We have to fly up and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      also LockRay's 199 messages is pissing me off
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Damn, now it's pissing me off too xD
        Oct 8, 2015
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      is waiting for someone to post in Writing
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I got Destiny's The Taken King expansion. Also on a totally unrelated note, I'm out of spare change.
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        [Refrains from ranting about how bad Destiny is]
        Oct 5, 2015
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      HelKat can be whatever HelKat wants to be. this is the internet
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *Tries to hardcore parkour*Trips*Falls to death*
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I'd like to be able to say we're a tight little community, but in reality I seea mess of idiots with incompatable personalities
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Didn't see anyone acting too dumb so far, with an exception of the S.
        Sep 28, 2015
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      hehe i dont play The Game anymore hehe
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      a WhOle NeW WOrLd
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      like that one dude that a whole group doesnt like, and that dislike is what binds the group together
      1. dtb1987 likes this.
      2. dtb1987
        dtb1987
        that and hes has really done anything banable
        Sep 25, 2015
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      "why hasnt anyone banned skeleton?" well... skeleton, he's... well hes skeleton. theres no way to put it. hes the nuisance every forum needs
      1. dtb1987 likes this.
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona. I am not actually a 1990 child, it was just an easy year to put to get around age restrictions.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third (secondary online) layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    "Can you do that, Jo'Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"