FonkDerok
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Aug 13, 2018 at 6:24 PM
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Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

this forum's not Aug 13, 2018 at 6:25 PM

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    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *frantically tries to read skeleton's messages as he posts them*
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Me and dad made a deal. He doesnt drink beer, i dont play videogames. week and a half later, he gives in first
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      2. Pingule
        Pingule
        Why not just see who can play the most vidyagaems and dreenk the most in a week? Everyone wins. Hue
        Nov 13, 2015
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        "if I ever catch you with a beer in your hand imma kick your ass"
        Nov 13, 2015
      4. Pingule
        Pingule
        Huh...
        Nov 13, 2015
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      so with wilz here we have 3 blatant furries in this community. Or at least 3 that ive noticed. thats 1 for every 285 members
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      2. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        Holy shiet, that's sick! I've seen many things in my life as a guard, but this... *Cough, cough* Excuse me. I have to continue my duties. Thank you for the important information about this serious criminal. He will face the judgement. You may return to your daily activities of furrying.
        Nov 23, 2015
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        ...it should've been "Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated my mother! You ruined my wife! I will DESTROY YOU!"
        Nov 24, 2015
      4. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        (SUPER IMPERIAL GUARD Z)
        Nov 25, 2015
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      That time when you sleep on your leg in a funny way and it goes completely numb, but you dont realize it until you try to stand up
      1. Pingule
        Pingule
        Do you ever have any feeling in your leg?
        Nov 10, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        most of the time. problem is i enjoy sitting/laying in positions that make one or both numb
        Nov 10, 2015
      3. Pingule
        Pingule
        Guess that explains that. Hue
        Nov 10, 2015
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *sheathes katana* we finish this another time
    6. FonkDerok
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      why thank you *matches her speed, but has to fight more defensively than before*
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *dodges and/or parries her attacks with ease* come, now, is that all you've got?
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      dont get cocky *quickly flips sword in different attacks* we'll see soon enough who will win
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *displays katana-swinging skills in a few moves* i have my sources
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *realizes he cannot push back with this petty twig*ducks under and around*pulls out a katana*
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *stabs rebecca with sharp stick while she's turned around*
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Ow, heh
        Nov 2, 2015
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      finds himself checking this website every 20 minutes again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You're not alone, fella!
        Oct 27, 2015
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.
      1. Pingule
        Pingule
        That's exactly what a crazy person would say...
        Oct 27, 2015
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      wooooow school blocked ifunny again
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Inb4 they block everything except government websites and coolmathgames.
        Oct 21, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        Wasnt like that yesterday tho. i connect and suddenly they updated everything to where you can hardly go anywhere now
        Oct 21, 2015
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I feel like I'm the only one who bothered to fill out all their profile information
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      nope
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        what about comments on statuses?
        Oct 16, 2015
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        nope. guess not
        Oct 16, 2015
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      do,statuses count as messages?
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      TimberWolf... TimberWolf... Where have I heard that before?...
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      LockRay has finally posted his 200th message. I can die in peace now.
      1. Rebecca and dtb1987 like this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        *is in bliss*
        Oct 16, 2015
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    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov

    I am one of four things to you
    1) Nobody
    2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
    3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
    4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

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    there should be a thing for telegram and discord
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
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    no
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