FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Oct 15, 2018 at 9:28 PM
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Jul 18, 2015
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Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

i wonder how long magii's gonna keep this place up Sep 22, 2018

FonkDerok was last seen:
Viewing thread So, something special., Oct 15, 2018 at 9:28 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I seem to have successfully cleaned out my computer. Thankfully.
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When your friend tried to download an aimbot for CoD and all sorts of shit gets on your computer.
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *goes to social gathering out of own free will*sits in corner*zones out*
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I like sleep. It's like being dead without the commitment.
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      The Maedracan Desert got a lot more interesting once I finally found that Motus...
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *hits blunt* What if books read you?
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      imma update my status cuz im a faggot
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      lol I can report myself
      1. Magiichan
        Magiichan
        reported
        Aug 16, 2015
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *Gets involved with a new game/forum/whatevs* Dafuq is this? Dafuq is that? Dafuq aRE THOSE?!
      1. dtb1987 and Magiichan like this.
      2. Magiichan
        Aug 11, 2015
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov

    I am one of four things to you
    1) Nobody
    2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
    3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
    4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

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    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    there should be a thing for telegram and discord
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “It's a wonderful day to die!”