FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
349
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153
Trophy Points:
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Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop Dec 5, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      lol I can report myself
      1. Magiichan
        Magiichan
        reported
        Aug 16, 2015
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *Gets involved with a new game/forum/whatevs* Dafuq is this? Dafuq is that? Dafuq aRE THOSE?!
      1. dtb1987 and Magiichan like this.
      2. Magiichan
        Aug 11, 2015
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “On the contrary, I am more in-touch with reality than you will ever be”