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FonkDerok
Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus
i wonder how long magii's gonna keep this place up Sep 22, 2018
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About
- Birthday:
- December 8
- Home Page:
- https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
- Location:
- Not Venus
- Occupation:
- Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
Czechoslovakia.
Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov
I am one of four things to you
1) Nobody
2) That off-the-wall weirdo you watch because its entertaining, almost like a magikarp trying to be useful
3) That guy you talk to to vent about your depressing shitty life
4) That guy who talks to you to vent about their depressing shitty life
Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
But keep in mind there are worse fates than death
My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.Interact
- AIM:
- idek wtf this is
- Yahoo! Messenger:
- there should be a thing for telegram and discord
- Skype:
- IvanCzechov
- Google Talk:
- wut
- Facebook:
- no
- Twitter:
- no
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“It's a wonderful day to die!”