Jordas-3

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Jordas-3

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New people around. Also Skeleton. WTF happened Aug 28, 2017

Jordas-3 was last seen:: Nov 14, 2020

1. Jordas-3
  New people around. Also Skeleton. WTF happened
  
  Aug 28, 2017
2. Jordas-3
  MOTHERFUCKING HELL! EVENTUALLY! THE BITCH OF IZALITH IS DEAD! PALE LIZARD NEXT!
  
  Feb 15, 2017
  2. B1G-CR1ME
    Are you, by chance, the Daedric prince of douchebaggery?
    
    Feb 15, 2017
  3. Jordas-3
    I'm talking Dark Souls and you bring fucking Elder Scrolls in here?! Bitch u cray
    
    Feb 15, 2017
3. Jordas-3
  Be me. Buy Fallout New Vegas w/DLC because DISCOUNT ERMEHGERD! Steam goes down before it downloads. FML
  
  Dec 23, 2016
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4. Jordas-3
  Got new phone. Got new data plan. Used all data playing on-line games. Fucc.
  
  Dec 10, 2016
  2. NorkaBork
    SUCC
    
    Dec 11, 2016
5. Jordas-3
  >tfw searching for thick cigerette rolling paper
  
  Nov 20, 2016
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6. Jordas-3
  Curiously, stale bread tastes OK when toasted
  
  Nov 13, 2016
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7. Jordas-3
  Lt.Morales... Oh look, Medic got buffed and snuck into HotS
  
  Nov 11, 2016
  2. B1G-CR1ME
    For a moment it seemed that you wrote "HoH SiS".
    
    Nov 14, 2016
  3. Jordas-3
    What's "HoH SiS"?
    
    Nov 14, 2016
  4. B1G-CR1ME
    A YTP phenomenon.
    
    Nov 14, 2016
8. Jordas-3
  Throat, why you have to be like sahara on a drought?
  
  Nov 6, 2016
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  3. B1G-CR1ME
    Have you, by any chance, read Dune?
    
    Nov 7, 2016
  4. Jordas-3
    Why, yes I have, Big. Why?
    
    Nov 7, 2016
  5. B1G-CR1ME
    That one reminded me of it.
    
    Nov 7, 2016
9. Jordas-3
  Router, y u no let me play Paragon
  
  Oct 26, 2016
  2. FonkDerok
    Cuz u a bich
    
    Oct 26, 2016
10. Jordas-3
  I just stabbed myself in the hip, AMA D:
  
  Aug 1, 2016
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  3. Jordas-3
    ... get out
    
    Aug 1, 2016
  4. FonkDerok
    Don't kill yourself it's very bad for your health
    
    Aug 1, 2016
  5. Jordas-3
    Fonk with the great advice.
    
    Aug 1, 2016
11. Jordas-3
  Why does CS:GO have to be such a shitfest?
  
  Jul 22, 2016
  2. Mefjus
    Because, RUSH B!
    
    Jul 22, 2016
  3. B1G-CR1ME
    Team! Fortress! 2!
    
    Jul 23, 2016
  4. Jordas-3
    I mean, competitive CS:GO. It's just the worse. Imagine, getting kicked on the grounds of someone else having one less death than you (all other things being the same)
    
    Jul 23, 2016
12. Jordas-3
  That moment when you see someone on Twitch play Bioshock infinite and remember the mindfuck that was its ending.
  
  Jul 17, 2016
13. Jordas-3
  Sharkwing: still the buggiest shit in Warframe.
  
  Jul 15, 2016
14. Jordas-3
  Warframe: shutting down the Void, adding prime drops all over the Starmap. Say whuuuut?
  
  Jul 11, 2016
  2. MokaLate
    this is savage and i like it.
    
    Jul 12, 2016
  3. Jordas-3
    Stupid, not savage. Of all the issues Warframe has, DE went and "reworked" (read: fucked up) the one that somewhat worked.
    
    Jul 12, 2016
15. Jordas-3
  Watching Helsing abridged when this line drops: "Contain the calamity that is your mammaries"
  
  Jul 5, 2016
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  2. FonkDerok
    Where you see one man, I C4
    
    Jul 5, 2016
  3. Jordas-3
    Eyes for days!
    
    Jul 5, 2016
  4. FonkDerok
    oh it seems it was self cleaning and/or magical
    
    Jul 5, 2016
16. Jordas-3
  TIL I can't connect to reddit or voat if I don't use VPN
  
  Jul 4, 2016
17. Jordas-3
  Shit, off to play Transistor again : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGTkAVsrfg8
  
  Jun 21, 2016
18. Jordas-3
  Found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ ... 11/10 would question life
  
  Jun 15, 2016
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  3. Jordas-3
    Also, nothing escapes R34
    
    Jun 16, 2016
  4. Eypsilon
    Judging by the tone of voice it's only one crow. Also the name seems to be set on Pickle Pee if you take wiki as reliable source of that. Pump-a-rump refers to bumpy and rough which when you look at items makes sense. Also previous crows wanted what they said. Warm and soft, smooth and silky.
    
    Jun 17, 2016
  5. Jordas-3
    "Pump-a-rum refers to bumpy and rough"
    
    ...
    
    As if I needed MORE thoughts of crow girls
    
    Jun 18, 2016
19. Jordas-3
  Been playing CS:GO for like an hour and all I gotta say after playing some warframe is... CYKA BLYAT, RUSH B (in Draco)
  
  Jun 13, 2016
20. Jordas-3
  Surprisingly, pasta and mustard isn't half bad.
  
  Jun 8, 2016
  2. B1G-CR1ME
    Half as bad as what? Or did you mean "not half bad"?
    
    Jun 8, 2016
  3. Jordas-3
    Oh, yes, fail of the day - again. Imma edit.
    
    Jun 8, 2016
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If only Fallout 4 was more like Fallout 1/2 and less like Fallout 3... I would be a happy Cephalon.