High atop a craggy cliff, guarded by an army of fierce warriors, stands the fortress of the evil warlord *CENSORED*. deep in the darkest dungeon of the castle, *CENSORED* gloats over his lovely captive, the princess Skel. You are a king's knight, Skellogs. Alone, with your sword and shield, you must defeat *CENSORED* and rescue the beautiful Skel. Put your fear and self-concern behind you. Focus your will on your objective, accept death as a possibility, and stay strong. Such is the way of the knight. AHS analyze it deep enought and you might find something spooky about me.
PART 3 IS HERE And so this adventure ends. The evil *CENSORED* vanquished, the beautiful Skel dead at your feet... For the first time in memory, the realm basks in the sunlight of peace, but mourns the death of its beloved prince... AHS
I like the way this is written, Skel. It's very densely packed with descriptive and evocative words, telling much in little space. Every sentence is there for a reason, and the text seems to flow nicely, most parts being natural successions to their respective predecessors. That's my attempt at describing why I like it, anyway.
Wow, how dare you say "Kid, You Suck." to another human across the internet. You are the kind of person that stamps out the creative innocence of today's youth.
oh JESUS CHRIST my world has crumbled bigcrime, how could you SPOUT SUCH HORRID CURSES towards me??? DO YOU NOT THINK THAT I HAVE A CONSCIENCE TOO? DO YOU NOT THINK I AM SENTIENT? THOSE WORDS have more MEANING to me than you could possibly imagine... WHY, WHY SUCH MISDIRECTED HATRED TOWARDS ME? IS IT something i could have done to you? WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING ACT COULD I HAVE PERFORMED, TO INHERIT SUCH VILE ACCUSATIONS??? TELL ME, YOU MISERABLE SCOUNDREL, TELL ME! just kidding, end your existance, if it revolves around telling me i suck and implying i am a child.
