Jordas-3
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Jordas-3

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New people around. Also Skeleton. WTF happened Aug 28, 2017

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    1. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      I hate two things: my lack of caution when it comes to shiny things and my nearly-obsolete system
    2. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      Apparently I'm stupid enough to grab a hot coffee pot with bare hands. Three fingers to be precise.
    3. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      Beef-and-pepper-flavored instant noodles + instant mushroom soup = Instant "Oi blin, shit's tasty as fuck!"
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      2. juurus
        juurus
        The secret recipe
        May 18, 2016
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Welp, didn't see anyone sharing this one recipe but myself...
        May 18, 2016
      4. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        You're right, it must have been you. At any rate, thanks for making the best college-survival food even better
        May 19, 2016
    4. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      >be me >buy instant noodles because they cheap >forget about them and order pizza anyway >contemplate life coices
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      2. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Is it really green text if it's red?
        May 15, 2016
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        "green text" just refers to the quoting function in 4chan, so my point remains valid.
        May 15, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Add instant soup instead of the spice, I tell you. Deliciousness will ensue.
        May 16, 2016
    5. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      le me watching DOOM trailers and shit... [FLASHBACKS TO UNREAL TOURNAMENT DAYS INTENSIFY] now with more eargasm thanks to OST
    6. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      Apparently a PS1 game called "Thrill Kill" nearly existed. Apparently some copies DO exist. And apparently, I just downloaded it.
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      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        /me looks it up
        this game sounds fucking amazing
        May 12, 2016
      4. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        I've only watched some gameplay videos but fuuuuuck... I'm not a fan of fighting games, but this seems to have something interesting going for it.
        May 12, 2016
      5. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Saucesome.
        May 12, 2016
    7. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      >get DS3 >launch it >ERMEHGER INTRO SEW GUD! >3HoursInCharacterCreation.jpg >frames drop faster than a skirt in porno >bang head on wall
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      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Nerds. Blade Kitten > Dark Souls.
        May 4, 2016
      3. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Minesweeper > Blade Kitten
        May 4, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        I wasn't talking difficulty, and Minesweeper is sure as hell not 1/3 as enjoyable as BK.
        May 4, 2016
    8. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      Dragon butts. Dragon butts everywhere
      1. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Oh. I just got it. Have fun with Bed of Chaos lolol.
        Apr 1, 2016
    9. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      >be me >roll through Illusory wall at new londo ruins >???? >water is on the other side >RAGEQUIT
      1. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Hey guess what's worse than that? Stunlocking Darkwraiths and pesky Ghosts. Like giving them high poise damage swords and long arms respectively was whose idea?
        Mar 29, 2016
      2. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Or, you know, when a ghost attacks you through the floor while you're on one of these narrow walkways... And you don't have enough poise so you get staggered and fall right off...
        Mar 30, 2016
      3. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        Fromsoft sure knows how to design hell.
        Mar 30, 2016
    10. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      Jordas 3 beat O&S (Dark Souls bosses) at the fifth try. Jordas may or may noot have splooged his pants.
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      2. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Honestly, between Smough's hammer and the Server... Really, I don't like the Server's moveset all that much (that little twirl before actually bringing the thing down upon an enemy) but I'd take it over the hammer anytime. Plus, I think they heal about the same amount of HP per hit (it's about 5HP, isn't it?)
        Mar 29, 2016
      3. Eypsilon
        Eypsilon
        There are three weapons that do that. Butcher Knife (5 hp), Server (7 hp) and Smough's Hammer (10 hp). Also there is a ring that absorbs hp when you kill enemies which absorbs 30 hp but doesn't stack. According to wiki at least.
        Mar 29, 2016
      4. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        ...Giant Dad set is the answer.
        May 4, 2016
    11. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      TIL that curling into a ball will make giant crows mistake you for an egg of theirs. GG Derp Souls. 10/10 best way to revisit the Asylum
    12. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      Oh god why did I start Dark Souls...?
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      2. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Because you like good games and you will play them and you will enjoy them!
        Mar 22, 2016
      3. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        But damn, it sure as hell doesn't hold your hand. I guess that's why it feels so good beating bosses...
        Mar 23, 2016
      4. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Dark Souls is fukin easy bro, it just requires emense amounts of patience
        Mar 26, 2016
    13. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      ... why did I buy CS:GO AND TF2 Tough Break pass...?
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Giddy up, idiet!
        Feb 29, 2016
    14. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      be me. get the orange box (team fortress + half-life + portal). yay I can haz trades. go back to playing warframe. doubt life choices
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        worth
        Feb 24, 2016
      3. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        I dunno Fonk. Maybe if I get some good unusuals I MIGHT make a penny outta it...
        Feb 24, 2016
      4. Insane Katrina
        Insane Katrina
        I know that feel, waste only so much money on Dark Souls and other things and just get back to playing Heroes and Generals at whatever bloody point. The human brain sure acts in a strange way sometimes...
        Feb 26, 2016
    15. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      >tfw you realize you've been accepted to Black Desert Online closed beta two days before the beta ends >.<
    16. Jordas-3
      1. Pingule
        Pingule
        I need those smoke physics.
        Feb 19, 2016
    17. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      I just connected my TV as a computer monitor and I can say I am a little bit confuse
    18. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      just splooged a little after realizing there's another Torment game coming up
    19. GSungazer
      GSungazer
      Your profile picture gives me chills... I can't forgive the Enclave after all they have done on Fallout 2 :|
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        But they have the best armors...
        Jan 18, 2016
      2. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        That's the prize for the heroes that fight the Enclave
        Jan 18, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        sort of like dragonbone armor. kill the greatest enemy while wearing the remnants of their brothers
        Jan 18, 2016
    20. Jordas-3
      Jordas-3
      Be me. Buy about 170 non-discounted warframe plat for 8-ish euros. Get shiny new weapon. Doubt life choices >.<
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      2. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Are you fucking shitting me now. THREE Corpus sorties and nada.
        Jan 16, 2016
      3. Pingule
        Pingule
        Those special corpus units doe, get a Nekros on the third sortie and you're set. They spawn quite frequently there.
        Jan 16, 2016
      4. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        Yes I know they drop from Corpus Ice Skaters. But my luck being my luck, I DID have a Nekros with me (I was using Mag, hue) and we got the Jack of Shit. Not Gaya's Tragedy, not the other thingy.
        Jan 16, 2016
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    If only Fallout 4 was more like Fallout 1/2 and less like Fallout 3... I would be a happy Cephalon.