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Watching Helsing abridged when this line drops: "Contain the calamity that is your mammaries"
TIL I can't connect to reddit or voat if I don't use VPN
NO, TOVARISH. YOU NEED VODKA AND GLORIOUS RIFLE OF MOTHERLAND TO TRULY PRAISE SLAVIC GODS.
Shit, off to play Transistor again : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGTkAVsrfg8
I want to do more than fly it - I wanna crash it on random asteroids like I do with every other vehicle on Zerahypt..!
Found this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wTndUgskZQ ... 11/10 would question life
Been playing CS:GO for like an hour and all I gotta say after playing some warframe is... CYKA BLYAT, RUSH B (in Draco)
Surprisingly, pasta and mustard isn't half bad.
I hate two things: my lack of caution when it comes to shiny things and my nearly-obsolete system
Apparently I'm stupid enough to grab a hot coffee pot with bare hands. Three fingers to be precise.
Beef-and-pepper-flavored instant noodles + instant mushroom soup = Instant "Oi blin, shit's tasty as fuck!"
>be me >buy instant noodles because they cheap >forget about them and order pizza anyway >contemplate life coices
le me watching DOOM trailers and shit... [FLASHBACKS TO UNREAL TOURNAMENT DAYS INTENSIFY] now with more eargasm thanks to OST
I've been trying to learn some Polish words lately - but I always seem to bounce back to "kurwa"
Apparently a PS1 game called "Thrill Kill" nearly existed. Apparently some copies DO exist. And apparently, I just downloaded it.
>get DS3 >launch it >ERMEHGER INTRO SEW GUD! >3HoursInCharacterCreation.jpg >frames drop faster than a skirt in porno >bang head on wall
Dragon butts. Dragon butts everywhere
>be me >roll through Illusory wall at new londo ruins >???? >water is on the other side >RAGEQUIT
Jordas 3 beat O&S (Dark Souls bosses) at the fifth try. Jordas may or may noot have splooged his pants.
Granted. Now you have a totally waterproofed computer installed in your shower so you can watch hentai while washing. However, you realize that...
