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Anti-Commie one-liners

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  1. Enzyme-Sigma

    Enzyme-Sigma Warlord Member

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    Due to me making a story about fallout I need some anti-communism one-liners for one of my characters to spew out. So if you know of any it'd be awesome if you told me. Thanks!

    - My only requirement is that it has to be original.
     
  2. Huivn

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    YOU LIKE BEING RED, FUCKER?! HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU BLOOD RED!!
     
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    Thanks! Just to let you guys know I am writing down names and you will be credited for your line.
     
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    commie at me bro
     
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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
     
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  6. Huivn

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    I know this isn't specifically anti-commie, but

    How about I put you in permanent retirement, courtesy of Uncle Sam?
     
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    I'm just glad someone's helping me
     
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    Freedom Time... Best timing is right when combat starts! =3
     
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    Also, being red has nothing to do with communism. o -o Trust me, I'm a certified Political Correction Officer, totally legit.
     
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    Thanks, I will probably revise this as "Feel the might of american freedom commie!". I need something for him to yell whilst beating an enemy with the butt of his gun. Thanks for the suggestion though, you will still be credited for the original idea. Sorry, I should've been more specific.
     
  11. KejiSan

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    Why not just have him shout " 'Murica!!!!!" =l
     
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    It needs more context. Simply saying "'murica" isn't as powerful as saying "No red can crush the American spirit!".
     
  13. Xentia

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    "I am not stuck fighting you commie bastards you are all stuck fighting me"
     
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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Putting "commie bastards" in a sentence doesn't make it original or truly anti-commie...
     
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    It was posted ironically.....its ripped from an actual quote friend
     
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  17. Huivn

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    'No guys! I swear I was only pretending to be retarded!'
     
  18. Xentia

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    But arent you always?
     
  19. Enzyme-Sigma

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    That's a sick burn...
     
  20. Xentia

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    Sarcasm doesnt transfer well over the internet friend we need a punctuation symbol that denotes sarcasm oh wait there was one proposed but it never saw widespread use.....hmmmm we should make it a thing just because it looks silly