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"Corrupt a Wish" Game!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SirGamer101, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. B1G-CR1ME

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    Granted.

    Zerahypt gets downvoted to hell, as it isn't even a fckn game. And Syrs now must hide from Swedish mafia since he can't return the 200$ he asked for to pay the Greenlight fee, so no updates for you, either.

    I wish I could just wish away my wish-hold on, I think I wished that already.

    I wish the time would flow slower.
     
  2. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    granted. time now runs approximately 3 nanosecons slower than before

    I wish I had the power to make any food appear out of thin air
     
  3. Rebecca

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    Granted, but it appears in the air 10km above your head.

    I wish I could have a Copperbolt to fly around IRL o3o
     
  4. EpicU

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    Granted, but the Copperbolt is made out of plastic.
     
  5. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    and your wish?
     
  6. EpicU

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    Oh yeah, my wish: To permanently be a Moderator.
     
  7. Jordas-3

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    Granted, but youre literally imbedded in this forum's coding and can't ever get out of it.

    I wish Franken Fran was real.
     
  8. EpicU

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    I saw it, now you've piped my curiosity.

    Granted, but instead she experiments upon you, and turns you into a turkey.
    I wished the Monster Musume universe was real. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  9. Jordas-3

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    > Monster girls

    > Lamias and slimes included

    > possibility for octopuses intensifies

    > hoo boy have I seen some hentai to know where that's going


    Granted, but you are an AI with no capacity to act on the general horniness (that, or I'm reading too much into that lenny face). You're doomed to eternally browse the interwebs.

    I wish I owned Vash the Stampede's revolver.
     
  10. Azai

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    Granted, but anime isn't real so it's just a slip of paper.

    I wish this wish were incorruptible.
     
  11. Jordas-3

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    Granted. You're given the purest essense of a wish there exists. It's too much for a human mind to bear, so you end up losing your mind.

    I wish I could manipulate time.
     
  12. EpicU

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    Granted, but instead time manipulates you.

    I wish I could play the new Zelda.
     
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  13. Rebecca

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    Granted, but after playing it every time you say the word "Nintendo" you mysteriously get hit over the back of the dead.

    I wish I could understand the rules of the game Azai posted in that other thread o3o
     
  14. EpicU

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    Granted but you will never understand.

    I wish Syrsa would stream 24/7.
     
  15. Insane Katrina

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    Granted, but you're not allowed to be active during the whole period.

    I wish I had cookies.
     
  16. Jordas-3

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    Granted, but now all your possessions turn into cookies.

    I wish for a wish that doesn't sound too cheesy.
     
  17. FonkDerok

    FonkDerok Insane Furfag in a Position of Power

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    granted. Instead it sounds really corny

    I wish I could understand the feminine mind
     
  18. Jordas-3

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    Granted, but now you also have the feminine body to go with that understanding of yours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


    I wish dicks could be changed in size/shape at the will of their... owner.
     
  19. EpicU

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    Granted, but instead they're all ducks.
     
  20. Rebecca

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    And yer wish?