How 2 get pussi: part Wan

Hreetings and welcum to this glorious guide in this fabulous off-topic forum, and today i shall teach you how 2 get the mighty pussi. Let's begin.

Things that you will need:

1. Salo - the ultimate aphrodisiac. Pussi will crawl to you right away, once you use this ancient ukranian magic.


2. Bike Pump - unconventional multi-tool and the best invention in pussi-hunting history. Used to fend off evil pussi and other slavic demons. Great for anal inflation.


3. Ushanka - Broski approved, Pussi-Warrior #1 Headgear. Protects from gamma, alpha, beta, X radiation and people with Parkinson's. Can be tied up in order to make yourself looks smexy and fabulous.




This is all for now. Go get the gear and train for pussi gain. Good luck and see you in the part Tew.

 

Broski is the new Boris confirmed.

 

A nuuuu cheeki breeki i v damke! Great guide tovarish! Part 2: "Cut her ankles or she will run away"

 

This is probably one of the most useful things i've seen all day i'm practically SWIMMING in pussy right now, I cannot believe how great this guide is I don't know how to thank you Breadbro.

 

Get the fuck out of here you gay faggaloid. Go back to your bread planet.

 

Never, I refuse to give in to a TERRORIST.