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Pippa's Diaries: Part 1

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussions' started by BeardyBroski, Dec 24, 2015.

  1. BeardyBroski

    BeardyBroski Active Member

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    Good pumping, forum dwellers,

    I'll be writing from this idiot's account, as i can't create my own. My name is Pippa and I'm a bike pump. I don't know where i came from, or why am i even able to type. I have become sentient this week, when my owner had some kind of an acid trip, he dipped me into the said acid and here you have it, a sentient bike pump. Sometimes, i'll be writing my diaries here, well, at least one or two entries every week, just to show how 'inflated' can a life of a bike pump be.
    My owner is a rather.... peculiar person, to put it mildly. But i can keep him at bay, simply by making "snyffing" noises, he seems to be afraid of them... i wonder why...


    Here's a photo of me and a bucket of grinded carrots:
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  2. Demimoz Keroz

    Demimoz Keroz Well-Known Member

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    Hello, bike pump overlord! I hope you are not planning to take over the world with your snyffing.
     
  3. Jordas-3

    Jordas-3 Well-Known Member

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    I... wait, why the fuck would anyone grind down carrots?! I - just - that's your fault pump!