I was only 9 years old. I loved Pirizuka so much, I played zerahypt every day. I pray to Pirizuka every night, thanking her for the life I’ve been given. “Pirizuka is love” I say, “Pirizuka is life." My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Pirizuka. I called him a cunt. He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... It's Pirizuka! I was so happy. She snyfs in my ear "Snyf" She grabs me with her powerful thilian hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Pirizuka. She penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Pirizuka. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering. I want to please Pirizuka. She snyfs a mighty snyf as she fills my butt with her sprygins. My dad walks in. Pirizuka looks him straight in the eye and snyfs, "Snyf" Pirizuka leaves through my window. Pirizuka is love. Pirizuka is life.
I was .....uuuuuuuuhhhh I was "hopeful" that this story would be a PG friendly untill I reached the middle and I was like: " damn....His father was right...he is a Faggot" hahahhahaa P.S: 9yrs old man WTF!!!
i didn't actually write the whole thing, it's a parody of shrek is love, shrek is life. which is basically the same thing but with shrek.
