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The Remarkably Dissapointing Ezyfus Bejsirf Apta

Discussion in 'Zerahypt Discussion' started by Colin Hamilton, Feb 19, 2017.

  1. Colin Hamilton

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    What i expected: Sleek black Akbar bejsirf with a machine gun that is both swift and formidable
    What i got: Rinky-dink little civilian bejsirf with no weapons and it's barely as fast as the Ceptopod

    I have to give credit to the Akbar for turning a pathetically average civilian vehicle into a moderately annoying military vehicle, though.
     
  2. Lrac

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    Did you read the description of the Apta? lol
     
  3. Colin Hamilton

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    Only after summoning the vehicle. The Akbar NPC that you have to find in order to get the bejsirf is decked out with guns and a cool paint job, so i had some pretty high expectations for what the Apta was supposed to be based on that (The description of the NPC was also rather misleading)
    It did not meet any of my expectations
     
  4. Artanis00500

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    That happened to me with the Akbar flatback,expected the same thing as what was at the base-Got a crappy flatback :(
     
  5. That CL Guy

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    Expect Ezyfus to disappoint you
     
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    How does an original brand disappoint you? It's like if you heard surprise buttsecks and downloaded the original and it didn't have the funny lyrics you wanted. The Akbars take Ezyfus vehicles and remix them basically.
     
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  8. That CL Guy

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    The Apta series i mean
     
  9. Heckspress

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    i think the joke is about how ISIS basically takes toyota trucks and slaps shit on them
     
  10. That CL Guy

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    my dad owns a toyota...

    Lol
     
  11. Terminator_722

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    CLguy's dad iz ISIS kunfirmd?!!?!??!!?!/!1/1/1/1/1111/1/1/1/2,1[ck09u`98vehp98chq
     
  12. That CL Guy

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    ...

    T R I G G E R E D

    SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAD IZ RELIGIOUS M8
     
  13. Terminator_722

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    u fokn skrub il rek u 1v1 me in candy crush