FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Aug 22, 2017 at 4:43 AM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
339
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148
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
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Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

http://imgur.com/gallery/gKFz9 B1G and his bullshit excuses smh Jul 26, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Aug 22, 2017 at 4:43 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      not what i meant by the inside of piri's zerzek but you know what i'll take it
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Still wanna see the inside of Piri's zerzek
      1. dtb1987 and amigoe19 like this.
      2. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Unfortunately I can only like this once!!!
        Jul 19, 2017
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've finally graduated high school and im still stressed enough that my eye perpetually twitches
      1. amigoe19
        amigoe19
        Congratulations and welcome to the world of adults (cries in corner)
        May 25, 2017
      2. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        Congrats. (I literally thought about something else to type for 20 fucking minutes... nothing yet.)
        May 26, 2017
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      hey, 15 robots. here to stalk me? trying to make an account? >.> I'm watching you fuckers
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I've posted more messages on this site than the person who made it
      1. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        wew lad
        Feb 17, 2017
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Remember when Skeleton posted a shitton of shit in the span of like half an hour? Good times, good times
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        -Might- get involved, idk. Really, I'm just more lazy than anything
        Feb 12, 2017
      3. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Fonk, you're literally just talking to to people. You're acting like you're buying a house.
        Feb 12, 2017
      4. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        im not social though. i dint like socialing
        look, this is easy. i check in a few times a day and reply to shit
        its... chats and conversations that get me
        Feb 14, 2017
    8. TehOtakuPotato
      TehOtakuPotato
      1 more fur. Me. Also, love your profile pic.
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        /me adds you to fur list

        why, thank you. friend of mine drew it up along with half a dozen ofthers of different emotions
        Jan 4, 2017
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I still can't believe the world is 2017 years old
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        funny joke?
        Jan 3, 2017
      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        I don't know if "funny" is a fitting adjective but sure let's go with that
        Jan 3, 2017
      3. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        I mean... if you meant humanity, it's way older, and far smarter/more progressive civilizations existed way before the year zero, and if you meant the planet, and you certainly didn't... let's just say tat my initial response was a form of "WTF?"
        Jan 3, 2017
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      15 confirmed furries, 2 more possible, perhaps more who haven't said anything
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        I'm slowly building an army
        Not an army that will listen to me
        But an army nonetheless
        Dec 13, 2016
      3. Demimoz Keroz
        Demimoz Keroz
        I'll be your general. Thats an order.
        Dec 13, 2016
      4. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        I would make a scalies list, but I am too lazy, and there may be like 4
        Dec 13, 2016
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      lag spikes. like 1-frame-a-second lag. something with the npcs i think. only happens on maps with them. gona see if i can attribute more ram
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        It's not called lag in those cases, but thrashing when you are nearing the memory limit and your computer has to move stuff like crazy to compensate
        Dec 10, 2016
    12. GhOsT _RiDeR
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Holy shit I'm gone for 4 days and look at all the posts
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        You asked fo' it
        Nov 13, 2016
    14. FonkDerok
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      people seem to be joining again. perhaps this site can rebound? maybe? probably not?
      1. GSungazer
        GSungazer
        Has it ever been active? I believe the bot wars were the most active thing to ever happen, though I haven't been here for more than a year
        Nov 4, 2016
      2. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        You have fossils like Catblaster here and Mag's relic posts, so yeah, it kinda was.
        Nov 4, 2016
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      holy fuck i can get here on my own router again
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        sweet
        Oct 19, 2016
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      Something is fucked in my internet. I can only get here with my phone's data
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Damn. Sucks for you.
        Oct 3, 2016
    18. B1G-CR1ME
      B1G-CR1ME
      Where do your avatars even keep coming from?
      1. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        a friend of mine. one was from her gf she had her draw, one was from her friend when she entered em into a raffle, she commissioned the one that had a red border, and the other one and this one she drew herself. ive also got like 6 others that came with this current one
        Sep 26, 2016
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      writing science fiction instead of science fantasy is hard. lots of weird research to do. like the muscle volume of a 4'10" female human
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      2. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Jesus Fucking Christ dude, I've never needed to go that specific with my characters.
        Sep 6, 2016
      3. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        again, im trying to write science fiction, not science fantasy

        that mixed with my mental need to explain -everything- to the best of my ability results in things like this
        Sep 7, 2016
      4. Enzyme-Sigma
        Enzyme-Sigma
        Yeah but even in science fiction you don't have to go that deep into it, but whatever you do you.
        Sep 7, 2016
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      1. Go you youtube and go full screen on any video 2. type awesome 3. Check your progress bar
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      2. FonkDerok
        FonkDerok
        lel
        Aug 21, 2016
      3. Mefjus
        Mefjus
        *Get's triggered like a feminist at the sight of the word "Man/Men, ect,."* UFOKWOT MY NIGGA?
        Aug 21, 2016
      4. Jordas-3
        Jordas-3
        3. fiddy
        Aug 22, 2016
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona. I am not actually a 1990 child, it was just an easy year to put to get around age restrictions.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third (secondary online) layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    "Can you do that, Jo'Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"