FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
349
Likes Received:
153
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

My laptop is officially dead and i'm not gonna spend $200 on a measly slave. I guess i'm just out until I build a desktop Dec 5, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Dec 14, 2017 at 11:11 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *Tries to hardcore parkour*Trips*Falls to death*
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I'd like to be able to say we're a tight little community, but in reality I seea mess of idiots with incompatable personalities
      1. B1G-CR1ME
        B1G-CR1ME
        Didn't see anyone acting too dumb so far, with an exception of the S.
        Sep 28, 2015
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      hehe i dont play The Game anymore hehe
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      a WhOle NeW WOrLd
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      like that one dude that a whole group doesnt like, and that dislike is what binds the group together
      1. dtb1987 likes this.
      2. dtb1987
        dtb1987
        that and hes has really done anything banable
        Sep 25, 2015
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      "why hasnt anyone banned skeleton?" well... skeleton, he's... well hes skeleton. theres no way to put it. hes the nuisance every forum needs
      1. dtb1987 likes this.
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      It would be slower, but you wouldnt have to worry about mucking it up and creating a black hole
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I may have figured out how a gravity drive could work instead of a jump, hyper, or warp drive...
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When your school blocks google drive
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Never had that, sounds painful xp
        Sep 21, 2015
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I find it mildly entertaining that Skelly is labled a well-known member. Well duh its kinda hard miss a rambunctious pile of bones like him.
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        You're telling me.
        Sep 16, 2015
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When you want too look at the new art thread but your school wifi doesnt load 90% of the pictures.
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      The object of golf is to play less golf.
      1. B1G-CR1ME and Rebecca like this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Truly awe-inspiring words.
        Sep 13, 2015
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I wonder how long it'll take my school to block this site...
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I seem to have successfully cleaned out my computer. Thankfully.
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When your friend tried to download an aimbot for CoD and all sorts of shit gets on your computer.
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *goes to social gathering out of own free will*sits in corner*zones out*
    17. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I like sleep. It's like being dead without the commitment.
    18. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      The Maedracan Desert got a lot more interesting once I finally found that Motus...
    19. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *hits blunt* What if books read you?
    20. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      imma update my status cuz im a faggot
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    Not sure I could kill a man if he had a gun to my head
    But keep in mind there are worse fates than death

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    “On the contrary, I am more in-touch with reality than you will ever be”