FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Jun 23, 2017 at 12:40 PM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
333
Likes Received:
142
Trophy Points:
53
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Dec 8, 1990 (Age: 26)
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Bending the fabric of reality to teleport away

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, Male, 26, from Not Venus

I've finally graduated high school and im still stressed enough that my eye perpetually twitches May 25, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Viewing forum list, Jun 23, 2017 at 12:40 PM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      The Maedracan Desert got a lot more interesting once I finally found that Motus...
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *hits blunt* What if books read you?
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      imma update my status cuz im a faggot
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      lol I can report myself
      1. Magiichan
        Magiichan
        reported
        Aug 16, 2015
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *Gets involved with a new game/forum/whatevs* Dafuq is this? Dafuq is that? Dafuq aRE THOSE?!
      1. dtb1987 and Magiichan like this.
      2. Magiichan
        Aug 11, 2015
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Dec 8, 1990 (Age: 26)
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Bending the fabric of reality to teleport away
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona. I am not actually a 1990 child, it was just an easy year to put to get around age restrictions.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third (secondary online) layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    "It's not like I want to be in love with her, but I don't exactly have much choice now do I?"