FonkDerok
Last Activity:
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:17 AM
Joined:
Jul 18, 2015
Messages:
343
Likes Received:
151
Trophy Points:
53
Birthday:
December 8
Home Page:
Location:
Not Venus
Occupation:
Picking up people's slack at the grocery store

FonkDerok

Insane Furfag in a Position of Power, from Not Venus

statuses and forum games will be left alone. normal threads are case-by-case Oct 6, 2017

FonkDerok was last seen:
Oct 17, 2017 at 3:17 AM
    1. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      It would be slower, but you wouldnt have to worry about mucking it up and creating a black hole
    2. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I may have figured out how a gravity drive could work instead of a jump, hyper, or warp drive...
    3. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When your school blocks google drive
      1. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Never had that, sounds painful xp
        Sep 21, 2015
    4. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I find it mildly entertaining that Skelly is labled a well-known member. Well duh its kinda hard miss a rambunctious pile of bones like him.
      1. Rebecca likes this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        You're telling me.
        Sep 16, 2015
    5. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When you want too look at the new art thread but your school wifi doesnt load 90% of the pictures.
    6. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      The object of golf is to play less golf.
      1. B1G-CR1ME and Rebecca like this.
      2. Rebecca
        Rebecca
        Truly awe-inspiring words.
        Sep 13, 2015
    7. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I wonder how long it'll take my school to block this site...
    8. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I seem to have successfully cleaned out my computer. Thankfully.
    9. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      When your friend tried to download an aimbot for CoD and all sorts of shit gets on your computer.
    10. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *goes to social gathering out of own free will*sits in corner*zones out*
    11. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      I like sleep. It's like being dead without the commitment.
    12. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      The Maedracan Desert got a lot more interesting once I finally found that Motus...
    13. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *hits blunt* What if books read you?
    14. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      imma update my status cuz im a faggot
    15. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      lol I can report myself
      1. Magiichan
        Magiichan
        reported
        Aug 16, 2015
    16. FonkDerok
      FonkDerok
      *Gets involved with a new game/forum/whatevs* Dafuq is this? Dafuq is that? Dafuq aRE THOSE?!
      1. dtb1987 and Magiichan like this.
      2. Magiichan
        Aug 11, 2015
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  • About

    Birthday:
    December 8
    Home Page:
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zdCE7B36isz9pGfgjiv3p7cORgMZQSadCrwEhHB6PDU/edit?usp=sharing
    Location:
    Not Venus
    Occupation:
    Picking up people's slack at the grocery store
    Czechoslovakia.

    Fonk Derok is one of my two online aliases, my second being Ivan Czechov which also doubles as my fursona. I am not actually a 1990 child, it was just an easy year to put to get around age restrictions.

    I am like an ogre which is like an onion. I come in layers.
    First (surface) layer: Quiet and meek
    Second (primary online) layer: Relatively "average"
    Third (secondary online) layer: Loud and (probably) annoying
    Fourth layer: That dude who sits there and listens to your depressing shitty life all day
    Fifth layer: That dude you sit down with and listen to their depressing shitty life all day

    My mind expands inwardly infinitely.
    I can create entire universes and direct their happenings from their beginnings to their ends.
    I can depict epic battles and tragic romances in extraordinary detail, going as far as controlling where the blood falls and what nerves are caressed.
    I can engineer complex contraptions and machines far beyond our time and design their workings as accurately as an actual blueprint.
    I can even lay out the full anatomy and social structure of alien races, from what color their skin is, to what they see, to calendars and the origins of social taboos.
    Yet time and time again, I fail to demonstrate the ability to draw a tree.

    Interact

    Content:
    AIM:
    idek wtf this is
    Yahoo! Messenger:
    this is a thing?
    Skype:
    IvanCzechov
    Google Talk:
    wut
    Facebook:
    no
    Twitter:
    no

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    "Can you do that, Jo'Khajiit? Can you make mistakes, fearlessly pursue the worst ideas, and be inferior?"